Hello, this is your God, Jehovah.
I am not at home right now.
I am away on urgent business.
If you'd like to leave your name, number,
and a brief message through prayer,
I may or may not respond.
Either way, you'll take it as an answer.
Thank you so much for your faith.

P.S. Armageddon is coming.
Worship me, or die.